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Har-old, I Am Your Father!
Dear Har-old, German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche said, “When one has not had a good father, one must create one.” Har-old, I am your father! Remember: You are your own father. Do not let yourself...
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Compliment Question: Were You Raised … ?
Dear Mr. Now My Grandmama Ain’t The Only Girl Calling Me Baby, Compliment Question-expression of praise in the form of a doubt about the truth or validity of something. Have any girls ask this lately?...
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When The Conversation Is Better Than Catching A Fish
Us 2 hours ago: *mirror run* Har-old – Har+new! Har+new!! Har+new – What is it? Har-old – I think I’m on to something. Har+new – Proceed. Har-old – I’ve noticed the list of the 10 most common motives...
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Is That A $20 Bill You’re Using As A Bookmark?
From your grandma saying, “just because you can save money doesn’t mean you will be rich” to your dad suggesting you let Smith & Nephew kill your entrepreneurial spirit, Napoleon would like to...
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What Put “The Great” In Alexander’s Name?
Alexander wouldn’t have been “The Great” without his extreme hatred for his father. Har-old, the only reason you resumed talks with your human father is because of your inability to control your...
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Mom Turns On Subtitles For K-Mart Commercials And Guess What Happens … No P...
Guess some t.v.’s have better hearing than others. She may not have succeeded in getting Kmart to pull its ”ridiculous and disgusting” ads off the air but she was victorious in getting them to pull a...
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Creative Writing Challenge Goes Wrong: Sister Commits Suicide Reading What...
“During hard times, everyone thinks of giving up, of committing suicide,” said, high school English teacher, Arthur Cobb. For the first assignment of the 2013-2014 school year, Mr. Cobb put a twist on...
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Starting All Over At Age 62
Uncle Leo: Everybody saying I’m moving too fast. Har-old: You’re not moving fast enough, if you ask me! Did they spend 32 years in jail? Did they miss their 30′s, 40′s, and 50′s? Uncle Leo: That’s how...
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Protected: Only The Strong Survive: Dying A Virgin (Scene 1)
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Protected: Only The Strong Survive: Dying A Virgin (Scene 3)
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Protected: The Rejected Birthday Cake
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The Controversial Remake Of The “Apparently” Kid’s Viral Video (Get A...
John Borowski, Noah Ritter’s grandfather, and Sofia Ojeda, the reporter that interviewed Noah at the Wayne County Fair are suing the creators behind a remake of the “Apparently Kid” viral video. In it,...
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I Accidentally Killed My Mom! (LiveBlog)
Have you ever typed something while the barrel of a glock is pushed against your occiput? This is my first time. 15 years ago, me and another customer pulled up in the lot of Wal-Mart. We parked bumper...
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My Child’s Imaginary Friend Killed Him
I had egg on my face when I saw his Heimlich maneuver costume. I was so embarrassed to fill his Halloween bucket with tears instead of Cry Baby bubblegum. The hugging from behind reminded me of my son...
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The Sweet Perspective of Ace
Dedicated to Sweet Aces A hunter comes to the rescue and with his axe cuts open the sleeping wolf. Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother emerge unharmed. They then fill the wolf’s body with heavy...
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WordPressident #7
Baby, lets talk Yesterday I searched the meaning of my name Google/googoo gaga/God God/gah gah Expressed exasperation in exclamation, boohoo blah blah Cause I was wrestling with it being a Christian...
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